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Night-after-shopping-at-Wal*Mart-regime:
1. Try new facewash
2. While nose is wet, apply black-head remover peel off strip thing from hell
3. While peel off nose thing from hell is on nose, apply whitening strips.
4. Wait another 5 minutes
5. Peel off nose thing from hell. CRY.
6. Apply upper lip wax cause, we all get it, now get rid of it.
7. While upper lip wax is doing it's work, tweeze eye-brows
8. Wait another 20 minutes
9. Remove whitening strips from mouth. Grimace at the gel left behind in mouth.
10. Apply calming tea tree toner (from Lush) to red areas of face. (Don't use too soon after tweezing or nose thing from hell, because despite the fact that it's calming, it hurts on open pores.)
11. Apply moisturizing lotion made from donkey testicles (reference to Mamma Mia!, the movie... not actually made out of donkey testicles... I think)
12. Brush teeth
13. Floss

This doesn't happen all the time... I'm just stalling. =]
Basic Music Theory... Ughh. HAHA.